All you need if you’re really really smart…

 

Just click on the graphic. Then we’ll talk.

Your ticket to the ultimate vidgame/graphic novel/labyrinth/puzzle piece/immersion experience. North of 3,500 graphic files all computer-drawn by yours truly 25 prescient years ago. 

How does it work? You click on specific parts of the image files. Which takes you to some other graphic. Your back buttons work too. You can try a thing and change your mind. Easy peasy. One problem. Very soon, you will come up on this screen…

Which is when you will be stopped dead in your tracks. See, I never made a dime on this gigantic work. Which was okay until it seemed like the whole world was conspiring against it. The Internet host of a huge website about Shuteye Town 1999 just shut it down with no contact point for appeal. Zip, zero, zilch. According to them, they don’t even exist. Thinking some people don’t want you to see this monumental work.

Later on, I’ll explain why I made it so hard to get into Shuteye Town. Things were different back in 1999. Gamers were relentless, determined, inspired by challenge. I wanted to bid up the challenge quotient. Now I just want you to see how prophetic I was about where we were headed as a nation, a culture, and a civilization. 

If you want to read, you can always pause the video. Well over a book’s worth of text…

Thing is, I wasn’t lying in the title. If you’re really really smart, you can beat the screen I just showed you. No money required. You just gotta want it enough.

OR… You can accept the offer of help that’s provided in the next post…

Don’t think you can find me to ask for inside information. You can’t. I don’t live anywhere near the Post Office box shown below.. I’m getting older, to put it mildly. The winds of the Internet could sweep this site away in a moment. If you’ve got any interest, indulge it now. I can see how many come to check it out. You can check my honesty and other creds at Instapunk Returns, which in its own way is as big as Shuteye Town.

Here’s the P.O. Box address: [DELETED]